"At age nine I was a shoe shine boy. Of all my customers, prostitutes were the kindest and best tippers."

"One of the cleanest and classiest comics we've ever had."

"I love billiards. As a teenager I stayed up all night hustling pool. Anybody for a game of 9-ball?"

"For the horror movie '21 Days', I had to learn 4 lines in the Navaho language. It took me 2 weeks. Boy was my tongue tired."

"So funny and original. We brought him back right away."

My high school counselor said I wasn't college material. I ended up going to law school and later became a comedian who has performed at over 200 colleges.

A career highlight was performing in Amman, Jordan for the King of Jordan, who then invited me to dine at the royal palace with him, Queen Rania, and their friends.

My career low was performing in Dodger stadium at midnight. I was hired to entertain one-thousand movie extras who had been sitting all day and night. They were tired and hungry and didn't laugh once.

"Larry is hilarious! One of the best comics we've ever used."

In college I made money driving taxi and later I drove for UPS, delivering packages like a mad man!

"He made our annual event a fantastic success!"

My worse job ever was digging ditches for laying gas lines. It was brutal but at least I wasn't digging grave sites.

 

 

-Larry O.

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